But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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