i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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