Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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