have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Randomize
