why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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