Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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