escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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