I'm so fucking centered right now
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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