Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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