Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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