belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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