What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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