the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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