Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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