The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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