Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
