how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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