The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I can't put those talents on a resume
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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