Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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