So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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