I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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