I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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