everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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