5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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