I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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