Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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