Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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