I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I still have a little drunk in my system
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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