Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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