You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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