New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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