Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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