hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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