it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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