they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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