i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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