I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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