Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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