it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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