You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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