I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
