with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
