even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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