So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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