It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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