i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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