if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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