3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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