I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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