not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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