I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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